Thursday, September 27, 2012

January Week 3, Year 5

The Royal Rumble is in 2 weeks. We've seen former superstars and those we haven't seen before. Where is my Universe heading?

Raw
Match 1. Kidd and Bourne vs. Legacy
Kidd and Evan hit both members of Legacy with a double team move. Ted landed back to back DDTs on Evan. Cody came in and busted open Evan with his own DDT. Ted was tagged back in and hit Dream Street to win.

Match 2. John Cena vs. Ziggler
Ziggler caught Cena with a snap slam, but Cena got up and made quick work of Dolph. He connected with his spinning powerbomb. A minute later, he hit the AA and won.

Match 3. Sin Cara vs. Tensai
Tensai was heading to the ring when Kofi attacked him from behind. Tensai connected with some right hands, but Sin Cara caught Tensai in a roll-up, but he kicked out. Tensai then landed the High Cross, but Sin Cara kicked out. Sin Cara landed a sunset flip pin and won.

Main Event. CM Punk vs. Lesnar 
Punk hit Lesnar with a tiger suplex. Lesnar got up and landed an overhead belly-to-belly and then a fisherman's suplex. Lesnar then lifted Punk up for an F5 and won.

Smackdown
Match 1. Big Show vs. Kazarian
I interfered in this match with...Abyss. I hit Big Show with the Shock Treatment. The ref then called for the bell and threw the match out.

Match 2. Justin Gabriel vs. Ryback
Ryback was waiting in the ring when Gabriel attacked him from behind. rybak brought in the steel steps. he went 4 a dropkick but gab blocked it and hit a superkick. Ryback landed German suplex and then stomped on him to win.

After the match, Swagger came in and tossed gab out and celebrated with Ryback. 

Match 3. Triple H and Sandow vs. Barrett and Camacho
Triple H came down to the ring alone. This was now a handicap match. Wade and Camacho kept each other fresh with quick tags. Triple H made a comeback as he landed a spine buster on Camacho. Wade came in and landed 2 Wastelands to win.

After the match, Wade and Camacho hit Sandow and Triple H with chairs

Main Event. Bobby Roode and Bully Ray vs. Jericho and Sheamus
We saw Bully Ray appear last week. Looks like he brought a friend this time. Roode was in control of Jericho for most of the match. Roode busted Jericho open with some right hands. Jericho was able to fight back and locked Roode in the Walls of Jericho, but he broke out. Roode landed the Pay Off suplex to win.

Recap: This is ridiculous. These superstars are crossing the line. 

January Week 2, Year 5

Raw has a lot of stuff going on this week.

Raw
Match 1. Alberto Del Rio vs. Darren Young vs. Lesnar vs. Titus O'Neil
Are the Prime Time Players done? Lesnar went right after Young and Del Rio took on O'Neil. Del Rio locked in the cross armbreaker on Lesnar. He broke out and went on a rampage. He connected with an F5 and won.

Match 2. Cesaro and Ziggler w/ Tensai vs. Kofi and ???
Who is Kofi's partner? It's...it's...it's Magnus. Wow, I was really let down there. He and Cesaro started the match. About 30 seconds into the match, Kofi and Ziggler fought outside the ring and the ref ejected them from the match. Cesaro then hit the Neutralizer. Magnus came back with the MDD and after a long distraction from Tensai, he won.

After the match, Magnus celebrated.

Match 3. CM Punk vs. Kane
These two could not build momentum. They reversed each other's moves. Punk landed a swinging neck breaker, but Kane got up and connected with a chokeslam. Punk kicked out of the following pin, but Kane had more in store. He landed a dropkick and a mundhole stomping before getting the 3 count.

Main Event. Wade Barrett vs. John Cena vs. ???
Christian was the third man. This is a good opportunity for him. Christian and Wade landed a double Samoan drop on Cena. Christian hit Cena with a tornado DDT off the second rope. Wade hit Christian over the head with a chair. Christian took out Wade with a spinning elbow. Cena immediately hit Christian with the AA to win.

Smackdown
Match 1. Primo and Epico vs. Kaz and Daniels
This new team of Kaz and Daniels were in control early in the match. Epico landed the Backstabber on Kaz. Kaz got right up and hit him with a German suplex. The Colons hit a few double team moves in Kaz. Daniels and Kaz hit their own tag team move before Kaz got the 3 count.

Match 2. Ryback vs. Swagger
Swagger was walking to the ring when Gabriel appeared out of nowhere and attacked Swagger. They went back and forth until Ryback landed Shell Shocked and won. The match was less than 3 minutes long.

After the match, Gabriel came in and attacked both men.

Match 3. Barrett and Camacho vs. Sandow and ???
What? Why is this match a remarkable match? Barrett hasn't been on Smackdown in months. Well, Sandow's partner is...TRIPLE H! They were arguing on who should start the match. Sandow won. Triple H went for a powerbomb on Camacho, but he reversed it. Triple H landed a Pedigree on Wade and won.

Main Event. Big Show vs. Bully Ray
Show landed a Showstopper, but Ray was able to kick out. Bully Ray brought in a chair to even the odds. He then hit the Bully Bomb. Show hit Ray with a powerbomb and the WMD to win.

Recap: Why are all these new superstars on Smackdown? Where did they come from and what do they want?

January Week 1, Year 5

4 weeks until the Royal Rumble. Here we go with the beginning of year 5.

Raw
Match 1. Alberto Del Rio vs. Darren Young and Brock Lesnar
Young was in the ring at the beginning of the match, but he didn't hesitate to tag in Lesnar. Brock landed a back breaker. Del Rio got right up and hit Lesnar with a gut buster. Young came back in and hit Del Rio with a crossbody. Lesnar ended the match by knocking ADR out with an F5.

Match 2. Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler
These two were staring each other down when Kofi turned around and hit a crossbody on Tensai and Cesaro. Kofi landed the SOS not even a minute into the match. Ziggler got up and landed a German suplex, but it didn't seem to faze Kofi as he landed the Boom Drop. Ziggler kicked out of the pin attempt and locked Kofi in a sleeper hold, forcing him to tap.

After the match, Tensai, Ziggler and Cesaro all beat down Kofi. Ziggler then hit him with a chair multiple times.

Match 3. Sheamus vs. Mark Henry vs. The Miz
In order to compete with these two big men, Miz brought in a steel chair. Sheamus went for the High Cross on Miz, but Henry broke it up. Miz was able to land a snap DDT on Henry. Sheamus got up and connected with the Brogue Kick on Miz and won.

Main Event. CM Punk vs. John Cena  #1 Contender's Match
Punk had Cena in the corner as he drove his boot into his face. Cena threw Punk into the corner and then went for a suplex, but Punk reversed it into one of his own. Santino ran down in order to help Punk, but it didn't work. After breaking out of the Anaconda Vice, Cena landed a hip toss and won.

Smackdown
Match 1. Matt Morgan vs. Alex Riley
Morgan was dominating Riley. He landed the Carbon Footprint, but Riley somehow got up. Riley attempted to build momentum, but Morgan was just too powerful. He lifted Riley up and landed a pump handle drop to win.

Match 2. Ryback vs. Jack Swagger
Justin Gabriel came out and stood in Swagger's corner. Swagger quickly landed a sit-out powerbomb and then the gutwrench. Ryback came back and landed the Shell Shocked suplex. Swagger got up from that, but Ryback took him down with a Samoan drop and won.

After the match, Gabriel and Swagger were arguing. Gabriel just walked away from Swagger.

Match 3. Anderson vs. McIntyre
Drew was taking it to the returning Kenne...I mean Anderson. He landed a back suplex pin, but Anderson kicked out. Drew landed the Future Shock, but Anderson got right up. He then began his offense with a rolling fireman's carry, neck breaker and capped it off with a Kenton Bomb to win.

Main Event. Triple H vs. Sandow
This match was all The Game. He landed a back suplex and then the spine buster. He picked Sandow back up and hit the Pedigree. Sandow kicked out of the pin, but Triple H was on the attack. He hit a running clothesline and won.

After the match, Wade Barrett came down and hit Triple H with the WWE Title.

Recap: First Angle and RVD, now Morgan and Kennedy...Kenn, I mean Anderson. What is going on?

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

December Week 4, Year 4



Raw
Match 1. Alberto Del Rio vs. Prime Time Players and Brock Lesnar
The PTPs spent a lot of time in the ring. When Lesnar did come in, he hit Del Rio with a chair a few times. He then landed a fisherman suplex and a release German suplex. Lesnar continued the beat down. He knocked Del Rio out with a shooting star press.

Match 2. Magnus vs. Kofi Kingston
Magnus was walking to the ring when Ziggler appeared and beat Magnus down. Magnus recovered from the attack and landed a back breaker on Kofi. Kingston got up and caught Magnus in a crucifix pin and won.

After the match, Ziggler, Tensai and Cesaro stood at the top of the ramp staring down Kofi.

Match 3. JeriShow vs. Tensai and Cesaro
Cesaro and Tensai double teamed Jericho multiple times. Show came in and Cesaro lifted him up for a torture rack. He then connected with a bicycle kick. Show got up and lifted Tensai over his head and dropped him on the mat. After a Showstopper and a Codebreaker, Show got the win.

Main Event. Punk vs. John Cena
Cena brought in a chair and hit Punk multiple times. Santino ran down and just walked around the ring as Punk and Cena fought. Cena landed the AA on the chair. Cena went for a suplex, but Punk reversed it into a suplex. He locked in the Anaconda Vice, but Cena broke out. Cena landed a clothesline and won.

Smackdown
Match 1. RVD vs. McIntyre
RVD landed a northern lights suplex into a pin, but Drew was able to kick out. RVD continued his offense with a rolling fireman's carry and a heel kick. He then climbed the ropes and attempted a 5-star Frog Splash, but Drew put his knees up. Drew hit the Future Shock. RVD got up and kicked Drew in the back of his head and got the 3 count.

Match 2. Orton vs. Angle
What?! The Olympic Gold Medalist is on Smackdown too? Why? Angle was in control of the Legend Killer when he came out of nowhere with an RKO. Angle recovered and landed the triple German suplexes. He then connected with an Angle Slam, but Orton kicked out. Orton planted Angle's face into the mat with a DDT and won.

Match 3. Ryback vs. Swagger
Swagger came out and introduced Slater as his replacement for Ryback. Ryback landed a couple of clotheslines that looked like they could behead Slater. He then hit Slater with some thunderous forearms to his back. Slater landed his finisher, but Ryback got right up and landed a bulldog to win.

After the match, Slater and Ryback continued their fighting at the top of the stage.

Main Event. Triple H vs. Sandow
Sandow went to punch Triple H, but he ducked and took out the ref. Sandow landed his M14 finisher very early. Triple H got up and connected with a pile driver. A few minutes later, he hit the spine buster and got 2 close pinfalls. He then hit the Pedigree and won.

After the match, Legacy came out. They stared down Triple H to close the show.

Recap: I need to think of a team name for Tensai and Cesaro. What are RVD and Angle doing back on Smackdown?!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

VENGEANCE, Year 4

The card was horrible. I mean, the matches were the worst. Only two titles were on the line.

Match 1. Ziggler vs. Kofi vs. Tyson Kidd  Intercontinental Championship
Kofi brought in a chair and hit Ziggler and Kidd. Tyson went for a couple of pin attempts on Ziggler, but Kofi broke them up. Kofi busted Ziggler open with a tornado DDT. Ziggler hit Kidd with a German suplex and the Name Dropper. He then locked Kofi in a sleeper hold. Kidd hit a swinging neck breaker on Kofi and a northern lights suplex pin on Ziggler to win.

Match 2. John Cena vs. Swagger vs. Mahal vs. Sandow  United States Championship
Sandow landed a back suplex on Swagger. He then picked him back up and landed the M14. Sandow and Cena both went for pins at the same time, but neither got the 3 count. Swagger landed the gutwrench powerbomb on Mahal. After a couple of punches to the back, Sandow pinned Swagger to win the US Title.

Match 3. Hell No vs. Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio
This was a tornado tag match. Rey hit a springboard leg drop on Bryan as Kane hit Sin Cara with a sidewalk slam. Kane then landed a chokeslam. Kane landed a pump handle slam on Sin Cara and won.

Match 4. Ladder - JeriShow vs. Legacy  WWE Tag Team Championship
Rhodes quickly brought in a ladder. Ted added to the mix by bringing in a sledgehammer. Rhodes somehow lifted Big Show up for an Alabama Slam. Jericho then hit Cody with the Codebreaker. Jericho climbed the ladder, but DiBiase pushed him down. Jericho and DiBiase were both on the ladder. Jericho pushed him down and then grabbed the belts to win.

Match 5. Triple H vs. Randy Orton  World Heavyweight Championship
Orton hit The Game with a back breaker. Triple H wouldn't stay down as he landed a Pedigree. Orton got up and received a pile driver. Triple H landed his signature spine buster. After a hip toss, he got the 3 count to retain.

After the match, Lesnar ran down and attacked Triple H. He then cracked The Game over his head with the World Title.

Main Event. CM Punk vs. Henry vs. Barrett vs. Del Rio  WWE Championship
Punk hit the GTS on Del Rio. Henry then lifted Punk up for a military press and a World's Strongest Slam. Punk got up and hit Wade with a back breaker. Barrett turned his attention to Del Rio as he threw him up in the air, letting him crash chest first onto the mat before scoring the victory.

After the match, Barrett was about to leave the ring, but he turned around and attacked Punk.

Recap: About damn time Cena lost the US Title. Wade Barrett taking the title off of Punk. I see this leading to another rematch, especially with the attack afterwards.

December Week 3, Year 4

Six days until Vengeance.

Raw
Match 1. Alberto Del Rio vs. Titus O'Neil
Del Rio was waiting for Titus in the ring when he was attacked from behind. O'Neil landed his finisher, but ADR was able to kick out. The match spilled to the outside. O'Neil landed a back suplex which but Del Rio through the announce table. Titus busted open ADR with a bulldog and won with a DDT.

After the match, Titus grabbed a chair and hit ADR a few times.

Match 2. Legacy vs. Rey and Sin Cara
This was a great match between two great teams. Rey landed the 619 on DiBiase. Cody was tagged in and hit Rey with Cross Rhodes. Sin Cara came in and received an Alabama Slam. Rey hit Cody with a crucifix pin, but he kicked out at 2. After a double team move and back suplex, Ted got the win.

Match 3. Tensai and Cesaro vs. JeriShow
Tensai and Cesaro worked very well against the tag champs. Show landed a back breaker on Tensai. Jericho then landed the Codebreaker on Cesaro and busted him open. Tensai came back in and hit the Razor's Edge-type move on Jericho to win.

Main Event. Sheamus vs.Lesnar
Sheamus was beating down Lesnar. He landed a back breaker and then the High Cross. Lesnar fought back and hit the F5. Sheamus recovered and hit the Irish Curse and another High Cross to win.

After the match, Lesnar threw a fit outside the ring. He took apart the announce table. Cole confronted him and Lesnar punched him.

Smackdown
Match 1. The Usos vs. Slater and Swagger
Slater landed a jumping neck breaker on Jey. He then lifted him back up and hit E-Minor DDT. The Usos hit Slater with a double team move, but he got right up and hit another DDT. He then landed the Sweetness STO and won.

Match 2. Drew McIntyre vs. Zack Ryder
Ryder went for a back breaker, but Drew reversed it and flipped him over his head. Ryder came back and landed a huge inverted DDT. He then landed the Rough Ryder. Drew kicked out, but Ryder continued the attack with a neck breaker and busted him open with a knee smash before getting the win.

Match 3. Cena vs. Sandow
The rookie Sandow was in control of Cena. He landed a northern lights suplex and the M14. Cena came right back and landed the AA and won.

After the match, Cena checked on Sandow but he was faking it and low blowed Cena.

Main Event. Triple H vs. Miz
Triple H has Miz down on the mat and landed a few punches. He then hit him with a DDT. Triple H caught Miz's leg and hit a spine buster, which led to the Pedigree and the win for The Game.

After the match, Lesnar came out and signaled he wants Triple H's title.

Recap: Raw featured some great tag action. JeriShow has their list of challengers if they retain on Sunday.

December Week 2, Year 4

Raw is pretty much a redo of last week. I don't know how much I'll be able to get done before WWE '13 comes out. I'm hoping I can get past WrestleMania at least.

Raw
Match 1. Del Rio and O'Neil vs. Tensai and Cesaro
Del Rio was seen walking down the ramp alone. Titus was nowhere to be seen. Tensai spent the whole time in the ring. I'm surprised Del Rio lasted over 4 minutes. Tensai landed a tilt-a-whirl back breaker to win.

After the match, Tensai grabbed a chair. He went to injure Del Rio, but O'Neil came out and took the chair. He then turned and hit Del Rio.

Match 2. Sin Cara vs. Lesnar
Lesnar hit a clothesline and a fisherman's suplex on Sin Cara. Sin Cara was able to lock Lesnar in an armbar. Rey ran down and hit a couple of kicks on Lesnar. Brock hit Sin Cara with a sledgehammer and got the pin after another clothesline.

Match 3. Christian vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett was dominating Captain Charisma. He landed a pump handle slam. Rhodes ran down and hit Christian with a Silver Spoon DDT outside the ring. Barrett added with a Wasteland and a sit-out powerbomb. Wade won with a clothesline.

After the match, Christian was taken away on a stretcher. 

Main Event. Magnus and Ziggler vs. Santino and CM Punk
Magnus and Ziggler met Santino and Punk on the ramp and all four men brawled. Magnus hit Santino with the MDD on the ramp. He then landed another one inside the ring and won.

Smackdown
Match 1. Jericho vs. Camacho
This was an easy match for Jericho. He hit a back breaker and a hip toss early. A minute later, he hit a enziguri and the Codebreaker to win.

Match 2. Swagger and Slater w/ Gabriel vs. Jimmy Uso and ???
I wonder if Jimmy's partner will be his brother Jey? Nah, doubt it. Jimmy's partner was RYBACK!
 Halfway through the match, the ref ejected Gabriel from ringside. Jimmy landed a super kick and Samoan drop on Slater. Swagger came in and landed a German suplex. Ryback took out Slater as Jimmy
scored the win after another super kick.

After the match, Jimmy and Ryback raised hands and celebrated their victory.

Match 3. John Cena vs. Randy Orton
I interfered in this match as Lesnar. My plan was to go after Cena, but Orton didn't like it so he attacked Lesnar as well. The match was a draw. 

Main Event. Hell in a Cell - Triple H vs. Big Show
I thought this type of match was saved to end a feud. Anyway, Show went to hit Triple H with the WMD, but he ducked and landed the Pedigree. Show busted Triple H open with some right hands across the face. Triple H made his comeback with a few punches and the knee smash. He landed the spine buster and Pedigree. After a back suplex, Triple H got the 3 count.

After the match, Show raised The Game's hand in victory.

Recap: Tensai and Cesaro are now a team. Same with Magnus and Ziggler. I like the Tensai/Cesaro team a lot. Oh, Christian's hurt. I need to do something with Raw's main contenders. I hate having Titus in the #1 spot. Ryback has aligned himself with the Usos.

Monday, September 24, 2012

December Week 1, Year 4



Raw
Match 1. Tensai and Cesaro vs. Del Rio and Titus O'Neil
Before the match, Del Rio and O'Neil were debating on who gets to start the match. Del Rio won, but Titus didn't look happy. Del Rio was getting the crap beat out of him. He received a two-hand chokeslam and a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Cesaro ended it with a Neutralizer on O'Neil.

After the match, Cesaro grabbed a chair for himself and Tensai. They hit their opponents a couple of times each.

Match 2. Sin Cara vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett was in control in the early minutes. He landed an elbow drop from the second rope and then hit Wasteland. Sin Cara kicked out of the pin attempt. He hit a crucifix on Barrett, but that was the end. Barrett connected with a back breaker and won.

Match 3. Lesnar vs. Brodus
Lesnar was dominating Clay. He landed suplex after suplex. Lesnar connected with an F5, but Clay immediately kicked out. Both men did everything they could to put the other away. Clay had a couple of near falls himself. Lesnar connected with another F5 and won.

After the match, Clay was taken away on a stretcher. 

Main Event. Magnus and Ziggler vs. Santino and CM Punk
Magnus and Ziggler attacked Santino and Punk from behind as they were walking down the ramp. Ziggler hit Santino with a ZigZag. Punk was tagged in and hit Ziggler with powerful moves. Magnus was tagged back in and landed the MDD on Punk and won.

After the match, Magnus and Ziggler hit their opponents with chairs.

Smackdown
Match 1. Ryback vs. Mahal
Swagger ran down and hit Ryback with the gutwrench powerbomb. Ryback locked Mahal in a sleeper hold.  Ryback got right up and hit Mahal with a few short-arm clotheslines and got the win.

Match 2. Jimmy Uso vs. Jack Swagger
These two were staring down each other when Jimmy turned around and hit a cross body on Slater and Gabriel. The match spilled to the outside where Jimmy landed a super kick and a Samoan drop. Swagger came back and hit the gutwrench powerbomb to win.

After the match, Swagger, Gabriel and Slater attacked Jimmy. Swagger then hit him a few times with a chair.

Match 3. Triple H and John Cena vs. Orton and The Miz
The two champs were working over Miz in their corner. Cena came in and hit him with the AA. Triple H and Cena landed a double DDT on Miz. Triple H then hit a back suplex and a pile driver. He then finished the match with a Pedigree.

Main Event. Big Show vs. Hernandez w/ Sandow
With the distraction from Sandow, Hernandez was able to hit a huge spine buster and back suplex. After a second failed pin, Show came back with a back suplex and spear. Hernandez was able to hit the Border Toss. Show got right up and hit the Showstopper and won.

Recap: Clay is injured. So many chair attacks on Raw.

Friday, September 21, 2012

November Week 4, Year 4



Raw
Match 1. Ted DiBiase vs. Rey Mysterio
Ted hit a DDT and a running powerslam. Rey fought back and hit the 619 and West Coast Pop. Mark Henry ran down and hit Rey with the World's Strongest Slam. Ted put Rey in the Million Dollar Dream, but Rey broke out. Rey hit a sunset flip and won.

Match 2. CM Punk vs. Wade Barrett
I interfered in this match using Triple H. The Smackdown champ has some beef with Punk defeating HBK. I landed 3 Pedigrees and Barrett got the win.

Match 3. Titus O'Neil vs. Tensai
Titus held his own against the 300-pound man. Titus landed a huge DDT and went for the pin, but Tensai kicked out. Tensai gained momentum and hit a powerslam and a back breaker. He then lifted Titus up for a Razor's Edge-like move to win.

After the match, Tensai grabbed a chair and went to injure O'Neil when ADR ran down and saved Titus. 

Main Event. Magnus vs. Santino Marella
What? Why is a man who is neither on Raw or Smackdown a part of the show. Ziggler was shown sitting in the front row. Santino hit a reverse DDT and a back breaker. Magnus got up and hit the MDD to win.

After the match, Ziggler grabbed a chair and handed it to Magnus. Before he could hit him, Punk ran down and saved Santino.

Smackdown
Match 1. John Cena vs. Jack Swagger
This match was all Cena. He hit Swagger with a hip toss and a spin-out powerbomb. He then lifted Swagger up and connected with the AA to win.

Match 2. Ryback vs. Jimmy Uso
Ryback was heading to the ring when Slater attacked him from behind. Jimmy busted Ryback open with a diving fist. This angered Ryback as he beat down Jimmy. He went for his finished, but Jimmy reversed it and landed a Samoan drop. After a couple of chair shots, Jimmy hit a super kick and another Samoan drop to win.

After the match, Swagger, Slater and Gabriel appeared on stage. They stared down Jimmy Uso.

Match 3. Triple H vs. Orton
I interfered with CM Punk in this match to return the favor from Raw. Before the match, Punk attacked Orton. I took control of Punk and attacked both men. Another cutscene showed security escorting Punk out of the arena.

Main Event. Big Show vs. Hernandez
Sandow took a seat next to the announcers. Hernandez hit a spine buster and a side slam. Show came back with a military slam and a spear. He then hit a Showstopper, but Hernandez kicked out of the pin. Hernandez got up and hit the Border Toss. Show wasn't affected and hit the WMD to win.

After the match, Sandow attacked Show with a lead pipe.

Recap: Del Rio is officially back. He and Punk are both faces now. 

SURVIVOR SERIES, Year 4


Match 1. Raw vs. Smackdown - Rey, Sin Cara and Cesaro vs. McIntyre, Mahal and Swagger
These matches will be standard 6-man tag matches. I don't know why I do this to myself. 6-man tag matches take at least 20 minutes. It went 25:56. Sin Cara spent the most time in the ring. Rey landed a couple of sentons on Swagger. Sin Cara locked Swagger in an armbar. After a kick to the back, Sin Cara got the 3 count.

Match 2. JeriShow vs. Kane and Bryan  WWE Tag Team Championship
Kane and Jericho were in the ring for the majority of the match. Kane landed a side slam and a running powerslam on Jericho. Bryan and Show came in. Show hit Bryan with a Showstopper. Jericho came back in and hit Bryan with a heel kick. He then forced Bryan to tap from the Walls of Jericho.

Match 3. Raw vs. Smackdown - Legacy and Wade vs. Orton, Christian and Ryder
Orton went for an RKO on Barrett, but he blocked it and landed the Wasteland. A few seconds later, Orton did landed the RKO on Barrett. Everyone (except Ryder) battled outside the ring by the announcers' table. Everyone was back in the ring. Ryder took advantage and scored the pin on Barrett.

Match 4. John Cena vs. Damien Sandow  United States Championship
Sandow landed a back breaker on Cena. Cena went for an AA, but Sandow reversed it and hit a swinging neck breaker. Cena kicked out of the pin and landed a tilt-a-whirl slam. Cena eventually hit the AA and retained the belt.

Match 5. Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk  WWE Championship
Michaels went for a moonsault but Punk moved. Michaels then got up and connected with the Sweet Chin Music. A couple of minutes later, Punk hit the GTS outside the ring. Punk landed a pinning German suplex and won the belt

After the match, Michaels threw a fit outside the ring and punched Cole.

Main Event. Inferno - Undertaker vs. Triple H  World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H was dominating The Deadman. He landed an armbar then the spine buster. He then hit the Pedigree, which brought the temperature to 500 degrees. Triple H reversed a powerbomb and busted Taker open with some right hands. Taker landed a Samoan drop, but Triple H gained control and tossed Taker through the fire

Recap: Again, why bother doing 6-man tags. I don't need them taking a half hour to finish. The two main titles changed hands. Taker's lengthy reign as Smackdown champ is finally over!

Thursday, September 20, 2012

November Week 3, Year 4



Raw
Match 1. Shawn Michaels vs. Prime Time Players and Tensai
Man, the WWE Champ is in some deep crap. Michaels was walking to the ring Tensai came out from under it and attacked HBK. The match never made it inside the ring. Young hit HBK with a vicious DDT to knock him out.

Match 2. Sin Cara vs. Ted DiBiase
Cody walked down to the ring. Rey ran down a few seconds later. Cody hit Sin Cara with the Silver Spoon DDT. Both men left and DiBiase hit two Dream Streets before securing the win.

Match 3. Brodus Clay vs. Brock Lesnar
Again? Raw is very formulaic right now. Darren Young interfered which allowed Clay to hit the Vader Splash. He then landed the G-Grip chokeslam. Lesnar fought back and lifted Clay way over his head and slammed him on the mat. Clay landed another chokeslam and won.

Main Event. Santino vs. CM Punk
I have no idea why this is a "Remarkable Match" but I'm doing it here just to get rid of the match. A mystery man was shown tossing Punk through the curtain. He made his way to the ring to fight Santino. It turns out his name is Magnus. Magnus landed to Mac Daddy Drivers and then the 3 count.

After the match, Santino left but Magnus kicked Santino's head into the steel post.

Smackdown
Match 1. John Cena vs. Damien Sandow
Cena brought in a chair, but Sandow took it away from him and cracked up over the skull. Cena lifted Sandow up for a suplex, but Sandow blocked it and low blowed Cena. Sandow landed the swinging neck breaker, but Cena got up and hit the AA to win.

Match 2. Ryback vs. The Usos
The Usos were successful in the early going. They landed a couple of double team moves. Ryback caught Jey with a couple of short-arm clotheslines. Jimmy came in and hit a Samoan drop and won.

Match 3. Triple H vs. Orton
About time they brought their feud to Smackdown. Orton was walking down when Barrett attacked him from behind. This match got violent very quick. Orton began bleeding at 1:33 after a few right hands. Orton hit an RKO, but Triple H got up. He went for the Pedigree, but Orton reversed it and hit another RKO. Triple H still got up and hit a DDT and hip toss to score the win.

After the match, Triple H checked on Orton, who was faking it and low blowed The Game.

Main Event. Hernandez vs. Big Show
Hernandez had Show up in the tree of woe before hit a sit-out powerbomb. Show kicked out and immediately received a Border Toss. He then went to the top rope and landed a diving splash to win.

After the match, Hernandez grabbed a chair and hit Show a couple of times.

Recap: Punk is apparently heel. NICE!

November Week 2, Year 4

There will be a few elimination tag matches on the Survivor Series PPV.

Raw
Match 1. Prime Time Players vs. Shawn Michaels and ???
Who could Michaels' partner be? Tensai?! Tensai is a surprise. We weren't expecting him on Raw for a couple of weeks. Tensai and Michaels argued on who would start the match. Surprisingly, Tensai and Michaels worked well together. Michaels hit Young with a Sweet Chin Music. Tensai then landed a running powerslam. Michaels came back in and pinned Young for the win.

After the match, Tensai grabbed a lead pipe and betrayed Michaels.

Match 2. Triple H and Randy Orton vs. Rhodes and Barrett
Orton and The Game were walking down the ramp when Rhodes and Barrett left the ring and attacked them. The match made in back into the ring where Rhodes and Barrett had most of the control. Barrett hit Triple H with Wasteland around the 5-minute mark. A few minutes later, Triple H received another Wasteland and Barrett scored the pin.

Match 3. Brodus Clay vs. Brock Lesnar
This will be a huge test for Lesnar. Clay hit some offensive moves. He landed the G-Grip chokeslam on Lesnar. He then grabbed a chair and cracked Lesnar over his head which busted him open. After that shot, it was all Lesnar. He tossed Clay into the corner and hit a German suplex before getting the 3 count.

Main Event. CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan
Punk went for some high-powered moves, but Bryan kept reversing them. Bryan brought in a chair for good measure. Punk went for the GTS, but Bryan reversed it and locked him in the No Lock. A few minutes later, Bryan missed a missile dropkick and Punk took advantage with the 3 count.

Smackdown
Match 1. Christian vs. Miz vs. Mahal
This was a great way to kick off Smackdown. Miz hit Mahal with the Skull Crushing Finale. A couple of minutes later, Mahal hit Christian with the full nelson slam. Miz connected with a huge boot to the jaw of Christian. Mahal left the ring to grab a chair. Christian took advantage and caught Miz in a roll-up to win.

Match 2. Justin Gabriel vs. Damien Sandow
Gabriel landed a spin-out powerbomb. Slater walked down to the ring with a chair. Sandow landed the swinging neck breaker, but Slater distracted the ref from pinning. Sandow hit a back suplex and another one with a pinning bridge to win.

After the match, Gabriel was taken away on a stretcher.

Match 3. Ryback vs. McIntyre
Ryback used his super strength to beat Drew down to the match. Out of nowhere, Drew landed the Future Shock. After a couple of short-arm clotheslines, Ryback locked Drew in a sleeper hold and forced him to tap.

After the match, Ryback left the ring when Swagger's music hit. Out he came and attacked Ryback. 

Main Event. Undertaker vs. John Cena
Champ vs. Champ. This, hopefully, is only a friendly challenge between the two. In the early minutes, both men reversed their opponents' moves. After a back breaker, Cena lifted Taker up and hit the AA. Cena went for a couple of pins, but Taker kicked out. Cena hit a hip toss and finally got the win.

After the match, Taker raised Cena's hand in victory.

Recap: Swagger/Ryback feud? Nice. Good to see Swagger back. Sucks for Justin Gabriel.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

November Week 1, Year 4


Raw
Match 1. Brodus vs. Michaels
Before the bell rang, HBK hit Clay with brass knuckles. Michaels lifted Clay up for a pile driver. He then leaped off the top rope and connected with a moonsault. Clay hit a side belly-to-belly, but HBK got up and hit the Sweet Chin Music to win.

After the match, the Prime Time Players stared down HBK.

Match 2. Triple H vs. Orton
Although they are both on the blue brand, this feud continues on Raw. Orton was walking down the ramp when Rhodes appeared in the crowd and punched Orton. Orton got up and stayed on the outside when Barrett showed up and hit Orton, too. Triple H busted Orton open and then got the win.

After the match, Triple H left the ring and Rhodes entered. He stomped all over Orton. Triple H turned around and saved Orton.

Match 3. Sin Cara vs. Brock Lesnar
Looks like another squash match for the Next Big Thing. Lesnar's opponents seem to get easier as Sin Cara's get tougher. Sin Cara got in some offense. He hit a crucifix, but no pin attempt. Lesnar hit a German suplex and a fall away slam. He then landed an F5 and a fisherman's suplex to win.

Main Event. Sheamus and CM Punk vs. Wade Barrett and Mark Henry
All four of these men can challenge HBK for the title at some point. Both teams worked surprisingly well together in the early going. Sheamus and Henry went back and forth with reversals. Henry lifted Sheamus up for a military press slam. Sheamus hit the High Cross on Barrett. Punk then came in and hit the running knee and bulldog. He then locked him in the Anaconda Vice and won.

Smackdown
Match 1. John Cena and Undertaker vs. Hunico and Camacho
The US and World champs have formed some alliance. Let's see if it pays off. Taker tagged in Cena and they both flipped Camacho over their heads. A few minutes later, Taker hit Camacho with the Last Ride and Tombstone. It was now Hunico's turn to receive a beating from The Deadman. Cena came in, landed a fireman's carry and got the win.

Match 2. Ryder vs. Miz vs. Mahal vs. Riley  #1 Contender's Match
The winner will face John Cena at Survivor Series. This match was fast paced and full of action. Miz hit Riley with a snap DDT. Mahal landed a huge full nelson slam on Miz. Riley hit Ryder with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Riley hit Ryder with the A-Bomb and then the Riley Elevation on Mahal. After a running neck breaker, Miz got the 3 count on Mahal.

Match 3. Ryback vs. Drew McIntyre
Another debut taking place on Smackdown. Ryback is here! Ryder was shown sitting in the front row during this match. Ryback landed a bulldog (odd) and a back breaker. Ryback locked Drew in a sleeper hold but Drew broke out. Drew got in some offense as they battled in and out of the ring. Ryback locked in the sleeper hold again and Drew immediately tapped.

Main Event. Big Show vs. Damien Sandow
The ref was checking Big Show when Sandow hit him with brass knuckles. Damien hit a back suplex and then a northern lights suplex. Show got up and landed the Showstopper out of nowhere. Sandow reversed a body slam into an STO. He then locked Show in a camel clutch and forced him to tap.

After the match, Sandow left the ring and grabbed a chair. He went to hit Show when Hernandez ran down and took the chair from Sandow. He then turned and hit Show.

Recap: I hate the Sin Cara lighting. I want Hernandez off of my Universe.

October Week 4, Year 4

The draft was held earlier today. The results are down below. The roster will take full effect next week.

Raw
Match 1. Brodus Clay vs. Shawn Michaels
Before the match began, Michaels put out his arm for a handshake. Clay was debating if he should do it, but Michaels kicked him in the gut. About 30 seconds into the match, Michaels left the ring and walked up the ramp. Clay followed him. They both got in the ring at the 8 count. Michaels ended it with a Sweet Chin Music.

After the match, Michaels grabbed a chair. He went to hit Clay when Darren Young saved Clay.

Match 2. Triple H vs. Orton, Rhodes and Barrett
This match took place all over the arena. Triple H was fighting all three men by the announce table. He connected with a spine buster and Pedigree on Barrett. Cody busted Triple H open by throwing him head first into the steel post. Triple H knocked out Barrett with another Pedigree to win.

Match 3. Sin Cara vs. Kane
Kane was beating down Sin Cara. Daniel Bryan ran down and locked Sin Cara in the No Lock. Kane then hit a running powerslam. After getting his dropkick reversed, Kane landed a chokeslam and won.

Main Event. Titus O'Neil vs. Brock Lesnar
This is Lesnar's first match back since attacking John Cena. This was a typical squash match. Lesnar hit an F5 just as Darren Young ran down. Young was perched on the top rope, but didn't jump down. Lesnar landed a belly-to-belly and a military press before hitting a second F5. The ref stared down Young as he walked back up the ramp. Lesnar had O'Neil pinned for about 20 seconds before the ref counted the 3.

Smackdown
Match 1. John Cena vs. Randy Orton
Cena hit Orton with a couple of different suplexes. Despite being injured, Del Rio walked down the ramp with a chair. He hit Cena once and then left. Orton went for an RKO, but Cena pushed Orton away. He then landed an AA to win.

Match 2. Antonio Cesaro vs. Homicide and Drew McIntyre
About 30 seconds into the match, Hernandez ran down and attacked Homicide. Both men stayed fresh with constant tag team moves. Cesaro produced the most offense against Homicide. He landed a couple of body slams. He then hit a bicycle kick. Homicide got up and knocked Cesaro out with Da Cop Killa.

After the match, Hernandez came back in the ring and attacked Homicide with a lead pipe.

Match 3. Triple H vs. The Miz
Both men brought in a chair. After a spine buster, Triple H went for a Pedigree, but Miz countered it. He then landed 2 Skull Crushing Finales in a row. Somehow, The Game kicked out and landed a pile driver. Triple H continued the attack which ended with a Pedigree on a chair to win.

Main Event. Big Show vs. Sandow
In his second match, Sandow has to take on the world's largest athlete. Show displayed his power with a back suplex and a military press. Sandow landed a swinging neck breaker. A couple of minutes later, Sandown landed the M14. Show kicked out which led to Show hitting the Showstopper and winning.

After the match, Show checked on Sandown. Damien was faking it and hit Show below the belt.

Recap: I like how Smackdown has veterans taking on the younger stars.

Draft results: Raw - Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, Antonio Cesaro, Mark Henry, and Sheamus
                    Smackdown - Randy Orton, Triple H, Jack Swagger, Big Show, and Jericho

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

NO MERCY, Year 4

Match 1. John Cena vs. Cesaro  United States Championship
Cesaro was in control of Cena. Cena showed his frustration as he brought in a chair. Cesaro stopped him with a DDT. Cesaro landed the Neutralizer. Cesaro then hit a huge power slam, but Cena kicked out of the pin. Cena got right up and landed the AA. Cena hit a body slam and the Throwback face buster to win.

Match 2. Big Show w/ Jericho vs. Kane w/ Daniel Bryan
This was the longest singles match I've ever seen. Jericho and Bryan were fighting just as much as Show and Kane. Kane hit Show with a sidewalk slam. He then lifted Show up and connected with a chokeslam. Show got up and speared Kane. He then hit Kane with his own chokeslam. Show hit another spear and got the win.

Match 3. Raw vs. Smackdown - CM Punk vs. The Miz
Punk locked Miz in the Anaconda Vice a couple of times, but Miz broke out. Ted DiBiase walked down to the ring with a chair. He entered the ring and broke up Punk's pin. Punk hit Miz with the running knee and bulldog. He then locked in a third Anaconda Vice and won.

Match 4. Extreme Rules - Triple H vs. Orton vs. Shawn Michaels  World Heavyweight Championship
There were weapons all over the ring. Michaels grabbed a title belt from the fans. Orton pulled out a table from under the ring. Michaels hit Triple H with the Sweet Chin Music outside the ring. Orton then hit The Game with an RKO. Orton busted Triple H open with a DDT. Michaels won with a pinning fisherman's suplex.

Match 5Undertaker vs. Sheamus  WWE Championship
One of the shortest title matches ever. Sheamus landed a couple of short-arm clotheslines. Taker blocked a Sheamus punch and hoisted him up for a Tombstone. After a leg drop, Taker scored the 3 count.

Main Event. Christian vs. Undertaker  WWE Championship
Christian is cashing in his Money in the Bank contract. Surprisingly, Christian was dominating Taker. He cracked Taker over the head with a chair. Christian then landed the Killswitch. Taker got up and connected with a Last Ride. Taker landed the Tombstone a minute later to retain the title.

After the match, Jericho came in the ring and celebrated with The Deadman.

Recap: Both MitB winners lost when they cashed it in. Taker is just too dominant.

October Week 3, Year 4


Raw
Match 1. Clay and Michaels vs. Prime Time Players
Clay was walking down the ramp. Michaels was nowhere to be seen. During the match, Michaels made his way down to the ring. A cut scene showed him attack Clay and then Darren Young. Michaels then took his spot on the apron. The PTPs hit a double hip toss on Clay and Young got the 3 count.

After the match, Young stuck his arm out for a handshake, but Clay walked away.

Match 2. Jericho vs. Orton
Both Orton and Jericho brought a chair into the ring. Ziggler walked down with a chair. Jericho kicked out of a pin and landed the Codebreaker. Orton hit an RKO outside the ring. Orton went for a suplex, but Jerichi countered and caught Orton in a roll-up to win.

Match 3. Big Show vs. Kane
These two big men had a hard time building momentum. Show connected with the WMD at around 4:30. Kane kicked out and easily lifted Show over his head and then slammed him on the mat. Show got up, hit a huge back breaker and won.

Main Event. Triple H vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett went for a clothesline, but HHH flipped Wade over his head. Wade landed a tilt-a-whirl slam outside the ring. He then went to grab Triple H for Wasteland, but he ducked. Triple H then hit the Pedigree. Wade went for a suplex, but The Game reversed it and hit another Pedigree to win.

After the match, all of Legacy came out. Orton signaled that he wants Triple H's title.

Smackdown
Match 1. Rey and Sin Cara vs. Slater and Gabriel
Rey and Gabriel battled on the outside. Rey wrapped his legs around Gabriel and flipped him over for a nice powerbomb. Both teams hit some nice tag team moves. Sin Cara spun around Gabriel and locked him in an armbar. A minute later, Sin Cara landed a tornado DDT and won.

Match 2. 3-on-1 - Cesaro vs. Hernandez, Homicide, and ???
It appears the two men who were clapping for Cesaro last week go by the names of Hernandez and Homicide. Who are they and what do they want with Cesaro? The third man is Drew McIntyre. Homicide and Hernandez landed a double shoulder tackle. Drew hit a suplex then the Future Shock to knock Cesaro out. 

Match 3. Christian vs. Damien Sandow
The (self-professed) Intellectual Savior of the (unwashed) Masses makes his debut on Smackdown. Christian was in control early. He called Sandow to the corner. Christian kicked him in the face and then hit the Killswitch. Sandow landed a swinging neck breaker. He hit another one soon after. Sandow finished the match with a pinning northern lights suplex.

Main Event. Steel Cage - Undertaker vs. Sheamus
Taker landed a chokeslam fairly early in the match. He then continued with a DDT and fall away slam. Taker clotheslined Sheamus and picked him back up for a Last Ride. Taker was pulled off the cage by Sheamus, but he got up and hit a Tombstone to win.

Recap: I don't like that Homicide and Hernandez are on Smackdown. Orton and Triple H feud? OK!

Monday, September 17, 2012

October Week 2, Year 4

No Mercy is the next PPV on the list.

Raw
Match 1. Brodus Clay Triple H vs. Michaels
Clay came out and introduced Triple H has his replacement opponent. Triple H grabbed a table from under the ring. Michaels blocked it and landed a pile driver. Triple H hit the Pedigree, but only got a 2 count. He hit another Pedigree and busted HBK open with a knee smash. After a spine buster and third Pedigree, Triple H won.

After the match, Triple H stuck out his hand for a shake, but HBK low blowed him.

Match 2. Prime Time Players vs. Legacy
Legacy landed a nice double hip toss on Young. DiBiase hit a sit-out powerbomb. He then went for Dream Street, but Young reversed it into a DDT. Young then hit another DDT on Rhodes a few minutes later. The PTPs hit a double team move. Young pinned Rhodes in the middle of the ring and Ted walked right past them.

Match 3. Big Show vs. Kane  #1 Contender's Match
Show easily lifted Kane over his head and dropped him on his back. Kane grabbed a chair and smashed it over Show's head. Show got up and landed the Final Cut. Show then hit the WMD. Kane kicked out and Show went for another WMD, but Kane ducked and landed a chokeslam. Show landed a Russian leg sweep and won.

Main Event. Triple H vs. ???
Triple H pulling double duty tonight. That's why he's that DAMN good. His opponent is...Jack Swagger. Triple H hit a pile driver. He then landed a spine buster as Ziggler slowly walked down with a chair in hand. Triple H landed the Pedigree on Swagger. Ziggler came in and hit Triple H with a ZigZag. Triple H got up and hit a back breaker on Swagger for the win.

Smackdown
Match 1. Daniel Bryan vs. Alex Riley
Riley was surprisingly in control of this match. He landed a suplex and a DDT. Bryan came back with a German suplex and some right hands. He went for the No Lock but Riley countered out of it and landed the Riley Elevation DDT to win.

Match 2. Alberto Del Rio vs. Sheamus
I feel like this is the real WWE. Sheamus was walking to the ring when Riley came out from under it and attacked Sheamus. I guess Riley didn't leave when he was done. ADR locked in the cross armbreaker, but Sheamus broke out of it. During the match, a cut scene showed the ref counting the pin for Del Rio. ADR got up and tossed the ref across the ring. ADR landed a German suplex and won.

After the match, Sheamus was taken away on a stretcher. Del Rio stopped the EMTs and continued beating Sheamus.

Match 3. Undertaker and John Cena vs. Mark Henry and The Miz
Cena landed a leg drop from the second rope. He then went for the AA, but Miz blocked it and hit the Skull Crushing Finale. Cena and Taker hit a couple of double team moves on Miz. Taker then hit Miz with a Tombstone. Cena hit Miz with a hip toss and then got the win.

Main Event. Christian vs. Antonio Cesaro
Cesaro hit Christian with a tilt-a-whirl slam. He then picked him back up and landed the Neutralizer. After a two-handed chokeslam, Cesaro went for a pin but Christian kicked out. Cesaro continued the assault with a running clothesline and a vicious neck breaker before getting the win.

After the match, Cesaro was celebrating when two unknown stars appear on stage and clap for Cesaro.

Recap: I expect Swagger will be back next week. The Sheamus/ADR match had 3 different cut scenes, that's a storyline for you, WWE. Riley turned heel. Cena and Taker formed a tag team...what?

Sunday, September 16, 2012

HELL IN A CELL, Year 4


Match 1. Falls Count Anywhere - Jeff Hardy vs. Ziggler vs. Kingston  Intercontinental Championship
Jeff took down Kofi and Ziggler immediately hit Jeff with a ZigZag. The match kept going with all three men hitting some high-powered moved on each other. Ziggler landed the Name Dropper on Jeff, busting him wide open. Kofi took down Jeff with a knife-edge chop. Ziggler then landed the ZigZag to win the belt.

Match 2. Jeri-Show vs. Slater and Gabriel  WWE Tag Team Championship
This is a tornado tag match. Slater brought in a sledgehammer to take down Big Show. Show was in control for most of the match. Jericho locked Slater in the Walls of Jericho and forced him to tap.

Match 3. John Cena vs. The Miz vs. Cesaro  United States Championship
Cesaro and Cena hit Miz with a double chokeslam. A minute or so later, Miz brought in a sledgehammer and choked Cena with it. Miz hit a snap DDT and the Skull Crushing Finale on Cesaro. Miz took down Cesaro again with a swinging neck breaker. Cena hit Miz with the AA. Cesaro was in the corner when Cena pinned Miz to retain the belt.

Match 4. Orton vs. Kane vs. Rey vs. Sin Cara
Orton hit Sin Cara with a huge DDT. Rey landed a running heel kick on Kane, but he got right up. Rey and Sin Cara landed simultaneous hurricanranas on Orton and Kane. Rey then hit Sin Cara with some right hands. Orton landed an RKO on Rey and won.

Match 5. Hell in a Cell - Undertaker vs. Sheamus  WWE Championship
Sheamus got on offense right out of the gate. He landed a clothesline and a suplex to Taker. He then tossed him to the outside. Taker got up and threw Sheamus into the steps. Both men made it back into the ring. Sheamus took the advantage and landed the Irish Curse. He then went for the High Cross, but Taker blocked it. He then landed the Last Ride and Tombstone to win.

Main Event. Hell in a Cell - Triple H vs. CM Punk  World Heavyweight Championship
Punk reversed a Triple H clothesline into a swinging neck breaker. Triple H got up and connected with his spine buster. He then went for the Pedigree, but Punk reversed that into a Samoan drop. He picked The Game up and hit the GTS. Punk didn't go for a pin. That would come back to haunt him as Triple H connected with a DDT and won.

Recap: Finally, the IC Title is off of Jeff Hardy. Now he can make for of an "impact." Both HIAC matches were way too short.

October Week 1, Year 4


Raw
Match 1. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels
Former partners are now facing each other. Triple H was walking down the ramp when HBK came out from under the ring and attacked The Game. HBK threw HHH into the ring and hit the Sweet Chin Music. Triple H fought back and hit a spine buster. He then won after connected with a Pedigree.

After the match, Clay came in and celebrated with Triple H.

Match 2. Jericho vs. Kane
Jericho used every move in his arsenal to take down Kane. Big Show ran down and hit the Showstopper on Kane. Kane got up and hit Jericho with a chokeslam. Jericho kicked out of the pin and connected with the heel kick. He went for the Codebreaker, but Kane blocked it and hit another chokeslam to win.

Match 3. Ziggler vs. R-Truth
Ziggler was in complete control of Truth. He landed the Name Dropper. He then went for the ZigZag, but Truth reversed it and hit the Lie Detector. Ziggler caught Truth in a roll-up and almost won, but Truth kicked out. Truth landed Consequences and another Lie Detector to win.

Main Event. Big Show vs. Orton vs. Punk  #1 Contender's Match
The winner will face Triple H in a Hell in a Cell match. Punk ran down and took out Orton before the bell rang. This match was amazing. Show was punching Punk in the corner when Orton hit Show with an RKO. Show tossed Punk out of the ring. Orton then hit Show with a back breaker. Punk got back in the ring and locked Show in the Anaconda Vice. Orton just stood there as Show tapped out.

After the match, Jericho checked on his partner, who was laying face down in the ring.

Smackdown
Match 1. The Usos vs. Hunico and Camacho
I can't tell which one is Jimmy or Jey. Uh oh. I'm gonna say Jimmy hit Camacho with a super kick and a powerful Samoan drop. The Usos hit a few double team moves on Hunico. Camacho made it back in and received a huge splash from Jey (or Jimmy) off the top rope. After a double hip toss, Jey hit a leg drop and got the win.

Match 2. Sheamus vs. Alex Riley
Del Rio came out and grabbed a seat next to the announcers. Sheamus hit Riley with a running powerslam. Sheamus then landed the Irish Curse and Brogue Kick to win.

After the match, Del Rio and Sheamus battled at the top of the ramp. Referees and officials had to break it up.

Match 3. Undertaker vs. Antonio Cesaro
Taker hit a couple of DDTs. Cena ran down and hit Cesaro with an AA as he was setting up for the Neutralizer. Taker got up and hit the Last Ride and Tombstone to win.

Main Event. Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio
Del Rio couldn't take down Christian, so he brought in a sledgehammer. Del Rio hit a suplex and a heel kick. Christian landed the spear and the Killswitch after ADR kicked out of the pin. Christian then hit an atomic drop and a seated shoulder tackle before getting the win.

After the match, Del Rio was taken away on a stretcher. 

Recap: Show is not listed as injured. ADR is injured.

September Week 4, Year 4

The next pay-per-view, Hell in a Cell, is in 2 weeks.

Raw
Match 1. Triple H vs. Brodus Clay
During the match, HBK ran down. Triple H signaled for a double team on Clay. Michaels turned and attacked Triple H. Clay busted HHH open with a chair shot. Clay hit a tiger suplex and the G-Grip chokeslam to win.

After the match, Clay and Triple H shook hands.

Match 2. Legacy vs. Prime Time Players
My Universe is filled with tag teams now. Jeri-Show will have some competition. Things got out of control when all four men were in the ring. Ted hit a sit-out powerbomb on O'Neil. He then hit Dream Street. Rhodes landed the Silver Spoon DDT on Young. Rhodes busted him open with a knee to the face. After a front suplex, Rhodes got the win.

Match 3. Jericho vs. Kane
Jericho hit a running clothesline and a heel kick to the back of Kane's head. Kane reversed a suplex and landed a chokeslam. Kane hit another chokeslam after Jericho kicked out. Kane locked Jericho in a camel clutch and forced him to tap.

Main Event. Punk vs. Orton
Orton and Punk were staring each other down when Punk hit a crossbody on Rhodes and DiBiase. Orton followed Punk to the outside. Punk hit a GTS and rolled Orton back into the ring to officially start the match. They went to the outside again as Orton landed an RKO. Punk hit another GTS and won.

After the match, Orton grabbed a chair and went to hit Punk but Michaels ran down. He took the chair from Orton, but hit Punk anyway. 

Smackdown
Match 1. Drew McIntyre vs. Rey Mysterio
Rey landed a gut buster and a hurricanrana on Drew. After a super back suplex, Rey dropkicked Drew into the ropes and hit the 619. He then hit a springboard splash from the apron and won.

Match 2. Del Rio vs. Sheamus
Sheamus was waiting for Del Rio when he was attacked by ADR from behind. Sheamus recovered and turned this into a fair match. ADR hit a heel kick and locked Sheamus in the cross armbreaker. A minute later, Sheamus locked in the Texas cloverleaf. He then hit the Brogue Kick. Sheamus reversed a powerbomb and hit a neck breaker to win.

After the match, Alex Riley appeared on the ramp and stared down Sheamus.

Match 3. Christian vs. Jinder Mahal
The Middle East Nightmare debuts on Smackdown. The rookie was holding his own against the vet. Mahal landed a huge full nelson slam. Christian began his offense. He hit a front suplex and a tornado DDT from the corner. Christian then finished with a spear and won.

Main Event. John Cena vs. Antonio Cesaro
What a dream match. Cena was taking it to Cesaro. He landed a belly-to-belly and an AA. Cesaro was able to kick out of a couple of pin attempts. Cesaro seemed to be building momentum when Cena connected with another AA to win.

After the march, Cena held up the US Title when Brock Lesnar came out of nowhere and attacked Cena.

Recap: Michaels turned heel and returned in two different segments. Lesnar's back?! Why did he attack Cena?

Friday, September 14, 2012

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, Year 4

The night where all the titles on the line.

Match 1. John Cena vs. Wade Barrett  United States Championship
Wade landed a nice sit-out powerbomb. He then got out of the corner and landed Wasteland, but Cena got up. After a 5-knuckle Shuffle, Cena hit the AA. Cena then got the 3 count after a tilt-a-whirl slam.

Match 2Jeri-Show vs. Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel  WWE Tag Team Championship
For some reason, Show and Jericho were having a hard time putting Justin and Heath away. Jericho connected with a heel kick that sent Slater out of the ring. A few minutes later, Jericho hit Slater with a Codebreaker. Show and Jericho kept Gabriel away from Slater. Show hit Gabriel with the WMD and won.

Match 3Jeff Hardy vs. Cody Rhodes  Intercontinental Championship
Cody landed a clothesline and a suplex, trying to wear down Jeff. Jeff flipped Cody over his head, planting him face first into the mat. He then picked Cody up and connected with the Twist of Fate to win.

Match 4. Undertaker vs. Mark Henry  WWE Championship
Henry had Taker up for a torture rack, but that was the extent of Henry's offense. Taker landed a DDT and a leg drop. After a two count, Taker hit the Last Ride and Tombstone to retain the title.

Match 5. CM Punk vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H  World Heavyweight Championship
Orton and Punk spent a good amount of time battling each other while The Game watched. Triple H brought in a chair. He then hit Orton with a spine buster. Punk hit Orton with a GTS. Triple H hit Punk with a Pedigree. Triple H hit Punk with a hip toss and got the pin as Orton just walked around the ring.

Main Event. Jack Swagger vs. Triple H  World Heavyweight Championship
Swagger is cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase. Swagger held his own as he hit the gutwrench outside the ring. Triple H fought back and hit a DDT and piledriver. Triple H busted Swagger open with a knee smash. After a spine buster and a second Pedigree, Triple H retained the title.

After the match, a WWE official checked on Swagger.

Recap: I want Cena to lose the US Title, but I don't think he ever will. Poor Swagger with an unsuccessful cash-in.

September Week 3, Year 4

With no timetable for HBK's return, DX has been stripped of the tag titles.

Raw
Match 1. Ted DiBiase vs. Jericho
There were a couple of chairs brought into the match. Ted landed a sit-out powerbomb. He then hit Dream Street on Jericho. Jericho fought back with a suplex and a double underhook back breaker. He landed a heel kick and busted Ted open with a Codebreaker to win.

Match 2. Big Show vs. Randy Orton
The other half of Jeri-Show taking on another member of Legacy. Jericho ran down and hit Orton with a Codebreaker. Show then hit a spear and Showstopper. He never went for a pin. Orton got up and landed an RKO. Show hit the Final Cut, but Orton still got up. Orton grabbed a chair and hit Show a couple of times. Show recovered and hit another Showstopper. Show hit a third Showstopper and won.

Match 3. Punk vs. Hardy
Big Show attacked Jeff while he was walking down the ramp. This was a very entertaining match. Both men landed some moves, but not enough to keep the other down for the 3 count. Jeff struck gold first with a Whisper in the Wind and a Twist of Fate. Punk kicked out and hit the GTS out of nowhere. It wasn't enough and Punk hit a second GTS. Jeff jumped right up. After the running knee and bulldog, Punk hit a third GTS to win.

Main Event. Kennedy vs. Kane vs. Bourne
An early cutscene showed Kennedy and Bourne teaming up against Kane. The partnership didn't last long. Kennedy hit the rolling fireman's carry on Bourne. Evan went for the shooting star press, but Kennedy picked Kane up and hit the Mic Check. Kane hit a side slam on Bourne and a chokeslam on Kennedy. Bourne got up and hit Kane with a pinning suplex to win.

After the match, Kennedy raised Bourne's hand in celebration. 

Smackdown
Match 1. Mysterio vs. Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz
Miz busted open Bryan early with a chair shot across the skull. All three men landed their signature moves. Bryan caught Miz in a crucifix pin, but he kicked out. Rey hit Bryan with a frog splash. Miz hit Rey with a DDT and Bryan caught Miz in the No Lock. Bryan dropkicked Miz out of the ring and pinned Rey to win.

Match 2. Christian vs. Del Rio
Del Rio DDT'd Christian onto a chair. He then hit a Russian leg sweep and a heel kick. Cena interfered, but did nothing. Christian landed the Killswitch and planted Del Rio on the chair. Del Rio locked him into the cross armbreaker, but Christain broke out. Christian drove his knee into Del Rio's gut and got the win.

Match 3. Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes
Rhodes was walking down the ramp when Bryan attacked him from behind. A cut scene showed Kofi running down into the ring. Cody offered to team up on Sheamus, but Kofi attacked Rhodes. Sheamus then went for the pin and won.

After the match, Del Rio attacked Sheamus with a lead pipe.

Main Event. Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
It's good to see Henry on Smackdown. Taker hit a Tombstone after the 4-minute mark. Henry wouldn't stay down so Taker hit a Last Ride and another Tombstone to win.

Recap: See what I mean with Raw? Jericho was in the first match, he interfered in the second. Show was in the second, he appeared in the third. It's a vicious cycle. Smackdown was a complete mess this week.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

September Week 2, Year 4

Night of Champions is 2 weeks away. Should be interesting to see what title changes are in store.

Raw
Match 1. Big Show vs. Jack Swagger
Show hit a huge back breaker on Swagger. A couple of minutes later, Show connected with the WMD. Swagger kicked out and began his offense. He hit the gutwrench powerbomb. He hit a pinning back suplex, but Show kicked out. After a headbutt, Show got the win.

Match 2. CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
Punk hit the running knee and bulldog. He then hit the GTS on Jeff. Jericho interfered and locked the Walls of Jericho on Jeff. Jeff recovered and hit the Whisper in the Wind and Twist of Fate to win.

Match 3. Triple H vs. Randy Orton
Orton hit a snap slam. He then went for the RKO, but Triple H blocked it. The Game then hit the Pedigree. A minuter later, Triple H hit his spine buster. He went for another Pedigree, but Orton reversed it and hit the RKO. Triple H hit some right hands across Orton's forehead and won.

Main Event. Kennedy vs. Kane
Kennedy was waiting for Kane in the ring when he was attacked from behind. Kennedy landed the rolling fireman's carry. He went for the Mic Check, but Kane blocked it and hit a Tombstone. Kennedy got right up and received a side slam and a chokeslam to lose.

After the match, Kane grabbed a chair. He was about to hit Kennedy when Evan Bourne ran in and saved Kennedy.

Smackdown
Match 1. Batista vs. Sin Cara
Is this a bad match-up or what? Oh, fuck the Sin Cara lighting. Why does he get his own lighting? Anyway, Batista speared Sin Cara. McIntyre interfered. He watched Batista hit the Batista Bomb, but broke up the pin afterwards. After a two-handed chokeslam, Batista won.

Match 2. Sheamus and Cody vs. Kofi and Del Rio
Sheamus and Cody were walking down the ramp when Kofi and ADR left the ring and attacked them on the ramp. Kofi hit Sheamus with an SOS early in the match. Kofi and Del Rio kept Rhodes away from Sheamus for most of the match. Kofi caught Rhodes in a crucifix pin and won.

Match 3. Christian vs. Drew McIntyre
Drew landed a nice slam and an STO. A couple of minutes later, Christian connected with a spear, but Drew kicked out of the pin. Both men went back and forth with their offense. Christian hit a tornado DDT from the second rope. He hit another spear and won.

Main Event. Undertaker vs. Antonio Cesaro
WHAT?! Cesaro is making is WWE debut and what better way to do it than against The Deadman. The rookie was taking it to Taker. After a back suplex, Cesaro landed a picture perfect dropkick. The match spilled to the outside where Cesaro landed the Neutralizer. Taker got up and hit the Last Ride. Cesaro hit another Neutralizer and won.

After the match, Cesaro grabbed a chair and attempted to shatter Taker's ankle. He was stopped by Jericho, who saved Taker.

Recap: Jericho is officially back. Kofi and Del Rio formed a team. What? Michaels is the only one injured.