Saturday, October 13, 2012

May Week 1, Year 5

This month is WWE's pay-per-view, Extreme Rules.

Match 1. Big Show vs. Tensai
Tensai hit a few right hands and a gut buster. A few minutes later, he landed a tornado DDT from the second rope. Tensai went for his finisher, but Show blocked it and hit the Showstopper. A minute later, Show hit another chokeslam and won.

Match 2. Rey and Sin Cara vs. Prime Time Players
These two teams didn't want to give up. SinSyterio used effective tag team moves. Rey landed a seated senton, crossbody and a Lou Thesz Press on Titus. He then landed a DDT and a frog splash. Titus got up and hit a sit-out spine buster to win.

Match 3. Jericho vs. Christian  United States Championship 
This match was all Jericho. He went for the heel kick, but Christian was able to leave the ring just in time. Jericho followed and connected with the Codebreaker. Jericho brought Christian into the ring and hit a suplex. Jericho then climbed the ropes and hit a diving elbow for the win.

Main Event. Brock Lesnar vs.Triple H
These two stared each other down. The ref went to ring the bell when Lesnar accidentally punched him instead of Triple H. A cut scene showed Triple H go for a pin, but only got a 2 count. He then attacked the ref. Neither man cared as they kept on fighting. Lesnar went for an F5, but Triple H reversed it and hit the Pedigree. Brock kicked out and Triple H continued his offense with a knee smash and spine buster. Triple H finished him off with another Pedigree.

After the match, Triple H left the ring and grabbed a chair. He went to shatter Brock's ankle, but Punk's music hit and saved Lesnar. He tossed Triple H out of the ring. 

Match 1. Crimson vs. Wade Barrett
I'm doing this just to end the feud quicker. Wade went for a handshake and Crimson was skeptical. Wade them kicked him in his gut and them the bell rang. Jericho ran down mid-match and walked around the ring. Crimson landed a huge spine buster and then the MDD to win.

After the match, Crimson checked on Wade. Wade was faking it and low blowed him.

Match 2. Sonjay Dutt and Zema Ion vs. Kenny King and Jay Lethal
This match was almost 20 minutes long. Ion hit King with a face buster and busted him open. Lethal landed a back drop on Ion. He then climbed the ropes and hit a diving elbow. King came back in and hit Ion with a fireman's carry into a side slam and got the win.

Match 3. Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy
Jeff came out and introduced Kurt Angle as a replacement for Bully Ray. Angle hit the Angle Slam, but Bully connected with the Bully Cutter not long after. Angle hit a German suplex with bridge, but only got a 2 count. Angle picked Bully up, but Bully caught him in a roll-up and won.

After the match, Angle was put on a stretcher. Bully Ray had other plans as he attacked Angle on the ramp.

Main Event. RVD vs. Bobby Roode
Roode landed a flipping neck breaker from the second rope. Bully Ray walked down with a chair. After breaking out of a camel clutch, RVD hit Roode with a kick to the back of his head. He connected with a 5-star Frog Splash, but Roode kicked out. About 30 seconds later, RVD hit another frog splash and won.

Recap: Punk and Lesnar?! Sometimes my Universe gets some things right.

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